06 6 / 2013

I think about Texas cheese fries a lot…

20 5 / 2013

okay…i didn’t see the movie. but when people complain that the new Gatsby is “just too over-the-top,” i feel like someone needs to say duh.

11 5 / 2013

i just love harry potter so much.

01 5 / 2013

Interesting as this story may be, you can really just stop at the title.

24 4 / 2013

28 3 / 2013

Lent ended at midnight.

I am drinking all the Dr. Peppers!

15 3 / 2013

so, when electing a new pope, do you think the best man always get the job? Or is it more of a pope-ularity contest?

27 2 / 2013

fall dapper day inspiration has struck.

i’m ready to start shopping.

20 2 / 2013

gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all.

(Source: andrew-jason, via disneyforeverlives)

06 2 / 2013

i saw the most suggestive banana yesterday.

01 2 / 2013

tittyminaj:

Black History Moth

of course.

tittyminaj:

Black History Moth

of course.

(Source: chenzomfg, via frostingpeetaswounds)

15 1 / 2013

just made some life changingly good tomato soup.

good day.

13 1 / 2013

the lady in that diet pepsi commercial was wearing my wedding dress. 

it makes me sad.  diet pepsi? really.

07 1 / 2013

awwfuckoff:

vondell-swain:

felisaugustus:

hally porter

IT DOESN’T STOP

I KEEP LAUGHING AND IT DOESN’T STOP

“He called me Melon”

(Source: komute, via lordvoldemortsnipple)

03 1 / 2013

i think we own a dog now. 

i was not happy at first. but now i just want to put it in a dog sweater. 

what’s happening to me?